So the cleanse was a bad idea....

In my last post I mentioned that I started a cleanse. Whole body cleanse to be exact. A few friendly bloggers inquired about the cleanse and so I will give ya'll all the gorry details.

The cleanse is supposed to make you pass (poop out) all of the toxons that are supposedly hanging out in your gut. You may eat, but no pork, no red meat, no whole grains, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol, no juice, etc. Pretty much celery and water-maybe a few scoops of hummus on a carrot if you're feeling frisky. I will freely admit that I am addicted to diet Pepsi, probably indulge in a few more daily cocktails than recommended by the American Heart Assoc., and single handedly eat enough cheese in one day to clog up the whole family for a week, however I vowed to nix these habits for two weeks to purge myself of these heinous toxins and jumpstart some serious weightloss.

That was a mistake. The only results this cleanse produced was a BAD case of constipation, which required 3 doses of Miralax and 2 servings of oatmeal to solve.

So in a nut shell, don't bother. I am now coming to the realization that it's all a numbers game, burn more calories than you eat on a daily basis and the pounds will come off. But then, we all knew that didn't we?